Marching Band Quotes - Puns & Sayings For Your Marching Band T‑shirts
Funny Marching Band Puns and Sayings to use any way you like. We are continuing to add to this list as we find phrases that seem right. If you would like to include one of these on your t-shirt design just let your designer know and they can add a second side or even integrate it into the design you are using. This list grows with your help, so please feel free to add your own suggestion with the form at the bottom of the page.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step...
- with your LEFT FOOT!
Always stirring up treble.
B Natural

Band Geek.
- Hundo P.
Band is the bacon of school.
Baritones kick brass.
By the right flank... MARCH!!
DANG DRUMLINE!
- Back at it again with the white Dinkles.
Divided by Chairs.
United in Harmony.

Don't bother me.
- I'm marching.
Dude, Bach off!
Einstein was wrong.
- E = Fb
Every day we're shufflin'

Football is marching band's opening act.
Get your drum on.
Gone Chopin.
- Bach in a Minuet.
I halt for drum majors.
I march. FR
I mark time in my sleep.
I roll step to keep from spilling my lunch tray.
I see band people.
I'm in a band... Marching Band.
I'm the reason we need band moms.
I'm with the band.
Marching Band
- If it were any easier, they'd call it football.
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Imagine a world where football is played at halftime.
iMarch iPlay iTired
It's a band thing.
- You wouldn't understand.
It's all good in common time.
It's cool. I'm with the band.
Just B natural

Keep Calm and March On
Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.
- (what everybody in marching band is thinking right now)
Loud and Proud

Make Some Noise!

Manholes on the Parade Route
- by Miss Ing A. Flautist
Marching Band
- Sports for intelligent people.
MARK TIME! WHAT?!
Merrily we roll along.
Music makes me stronger
Music makes waves
My sport is band.
One band. One sound. Lots of sweat.
Practice. Perform. Perfect.

Real men don't use lyres.
Roll Steps
- Preventing cafeteria spills since 2013
Saxy and we know it.
Smoooooth!
- Like my roll step.
Sorry. We only have one volume.
The few. The proud. The Trombones.
The football team plays the game
- but marching band makes it interesting.
This music smells funny
Too saxy for my shirt.
Tuba!
- Play with the big boys.
Two drums & a cymbal fall off a cliff.
- Ba-dum tsss.
We do band.

Weapons of Mass Percussion
What is the football team doing on our field?
Where the flutes go, treble will follow.
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