Mock Trial Humor - Puns, Jokes & One‑Liners For Your Mock Trial T‑Shirts

Funny Mock Trial one-liners, jokes, puns and sayings to use any way you like. Find a hilarious line for your t-shirt design, or just slip them into the conversation when you’re on a scrimmage trip.

If you’d like to include one of these on your t-shirt design just let your designer know and they can add a second side or even integrate it into the design you are using.

“Objection, Your Honor”

• is my middle name.

Blind Justice

• is my favorite superhero.

Calm down bro.

• It’s just an objection.

Case dismissed.

• See you at Denny's.

Heart And Gavels

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Mock & Trial

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Lady Justice Patriot

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Mock In Black

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I make a mockery of myself.

I object in my sleep.

I refuse to answer that

• on the grounds that I don’t want to.

Keep calm

• and cross on.

Let's Party!

• Objection overruled.

No further questions, Your Honor.

Not now.

• I’m badgering the witness.

One does not simply

• study for mock trial.

Oyez! Oyez!

• Mock Trial Team now presiding.

Rebuttal?

• I didn't think so.

STOP!

• Gavel time.

Take the Stand.

The courtroom is my arena.

We, the members of the jury,

• find for our school's mock trial team.

Criminal Mocks

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Just Mock It

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Gavelbones

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I Gavel Mock Trial

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